Monday, November 19, 2012

League Update: Power Rankings Wks 1 - 3 Part I



We are going into week 4 of the season and teams are starting to show themselves to be in Ben Wallace or Rasheed Wallace form.  Both were never the dominant, superstars but they excelled at niche categories (Boards and Blocks for Ben, Technical Fouls and Threes for Rasheed).  For the teams in this lower echelon of the league, they would do to either make some bolder moves to be more competitive in more categories and not be like Sheed and Ben and only specialize in a couple.

In analyzing the strength/power rank of the ten teams, I have compared each squad to a current NBA squad and their production for this season.  In continuing the parallelism, you may call Sleeper Squad, David Stern, but in no way, shape or bald head am I Adam Silver.  




10.


Laker Gang: (NBA Comparison: Indiana Pacers) - Plagued by injuries ranging from Gerald Wallace, Nena, DRose, Amare and actual Pacer, Danny Granger, this team has lacked the personnel to compete during these first two week like its NBA comparison. 

Despite missing so many critical contributors, this team drew a tie in 3PTM and barely lost in points. against Challah in week 1.  Unfortunately in week 2, Laker Gang ran up against league leader, Rob, and took a beating in points, rebounds, and blocks.

However, the team picked up needed depth with Horford, Parker, Thornton and Gallo from Sleeper Squad so this team may be moving in a different direction which in this case should be up since you can't be any lower than 10th.

9.


kobeking: (NBA Comparison: Brooklyn Nets) - A much better team than his record demonstrates, after finishing on the better end of a 5-4 victory in week 1, this team has ridden the coat tails of Ibaka, Faried, and Russ Westbrook.

Although he has top flight contributors so that he is currently among league leaders in blocks, assists, rebounds, points, 3ptm, the team is particulary weak in free throw%, steals and turnovers.  For those doing the math, he can still win his weekly matchups and pull a Baron Davis on Andrei Kirelenko upset when the playoffs roll around. 

Mirroring the additions that the Nets made this season, kobeking has made a huge trade with sleeper squad.  Specifically, just like Brooklyn acquired Deron and Crash Wallace this past off-season, kobeking has recently acquired Chris Paul and Carmelo which was actually something that could have happened two years ago

8.


Challah: (NBA Comparison: Minnesota Timberwolves)  - A well-rounded team with an unassuming superstar, Kevin Love and a host of effective but not meteroic contributors describes both the T'wolves and Challah's team.  Not particularly strong in the FG or FT% or 3PTM, Challah does have strengths in rebounds and blocks.  When Love returns, Challah's rebounding should be hard to match with the trio of Marc Gasol, Paul Millsap, and Love contending in those categories.

Challah also has promising young point guard, Kemba walker and off-guard Arron Affalo, both of whom should have the best fantasy years of their young careers as the top options at their team.  If Deandre Jordan, Nicholas Batum, Chandler Parsons can continue to progress and fill the stat sheet like they have been so far, Challah could be a threatening team to contend with.

7.  


skiptomylou (NBA Comparison: Utah Jazz) - A team full of exciting, athletic, high ceiling players who still have much room to improve.  Leading the pack is current all-nba performer, Rudy Gay. Josh Smith, Dwight Howard should post similar numbers to their 2011-2012 contributions as the season progresses.  If Klay Thompson, Monta Ellis, and Goran Dragic can peak earlier than later, skip might have a chance to meet the giant potential his team has.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Robin and Brook At Disneyland

Setting the standard for NBA twins everywhere (pay attention, Markieff & Marcus), Robin and Brook Lopez are my fave duplicate duo cause no matter how far they are seperated in location (phoenix/new orleans to newjersey/brooklyn), they always come together and remind us that pictures of two people looking goofy is always better than one person's silliness.  If those two are identifical with equally ridiculous hair and facial-expressions, the result is hilarity for days.

ps, Emeka Okafor can't believe the height requirements at Disney are so loose.

Proof (via Grantland)


Flashback Fridays: 1998-1999 Finals Starting Line-Ups

Reading about the Knicks and Spurs game last night, I swear it felt like 1999 all over again.  For those of you not familiar or too lazy to wiki '99, this was the lockout shortened awkward season between the golden Jordan era, and the dynasty Lakers years when a baby-faced Tim Duncan went up against an equally youthful but way rowdier Marcus Camby.

This was probably one of the roughest lookin Knicks squads who went into the playoffs as the 8th seed in the East.  After beating the top-seeded Zo and Timmy Hardaway Heat, they swepts the Hawks and then took down the Pacers.  This team was 24th out of the 27 teams in offense, but they were 4th in overall defense  Think of the 2007 'Believe' Warriors, but with more beards and flagrant fouls.

The spurs squad was led by the who's who of calm old guys: Sean Elliot, Dave Robinson and of course the young big funduncanmentals.  Although they are the visiting team in the clip below, the Spurs were always this calm, no matter the circumstances, especially during this first championship run.

Since the Spurs went ahead and ended the dream for new yorkers that year (Spurs won in 5, 4-1), I hope Chris Dudley and kobe's best friend, Chris Childs were sharing a brew and exchanging high-fives last night for how Ray Felton and Carmelo Anthony soundly beat the Spurs on their home court.  It isn't be the sweet revenge of getting Pat his championship, but at least for one night longer, the Knicks are on top in the NBA.

Enjoy the golden pipes of Mike Walczewski.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Tweet: Chandler Parsons RTs His Mom

Only because we live in the social media saturated 21st century does the title of this post make any sense.


Very mom of Sadie Parsons and very subtly self-promoting of Mr. Parsons.  I suppose I shouldn't hate as Shirley and Monja Willis would probably start their campaigns for their sons if they weren't already front runners in the fan votes.