Noteworthy 11/19/2013

Dunks: Some nasty jams from last nights games including Ben Mclemore sneakily slicing past two defenders and Gerald Green still routinely getting his eyes to the rim.

Personally, Jan Veselys steal and fast break finish was my fave one from last night because i think the phrase "Jan Jam" should become a thing soon.  

Boring:  Of the 5 games last night, 4 of the winning teams were the home team.  The one that wasnt...

Upset:  Wizards beat the T'wolves last night behind John Wall's 16 assists and Bradley Beal just making a whole bunch of his shots on way to 25 points.

Suck: The Celtics are pretty bad this season but last night was particularly ugly of a game.  Specifically the starters were 14 for 51 and shot 32% for the game.  That's the reason for that Rondo reaction  above, as he was checking out the stat sheet while sitting on the bench.

Nice Job Wildcats:  Kentucky alums, Terence Jones with a career high 24 points against the aforementioned Celtics and Demarcus Cousins shot more free throws than any other person on his team shot field goals  as he scored 27 and grabbed 12 boards.

Other: Chris Webber analyzing the heat / hawks game tonight...Amare Stoudemire looked really confused for one possession.

Video: That Jean-Claude Van Damme Volvo Commercial, But With Mark Cuban

Have you seen it?  That ridiculous Van Damme and Volvo commercial with the soft cooing of an Enya song in the background?  If not, watch it here and allow me to remind you that many guys in my generation were influenced by J-CVD, so that we thought  that doing the splits anywhere you wish was way cool.

Then think about whether that video would be any more hilarious if you saw the smuggy smile of a certain of NBA owner as the star of that commercial.  Well here it is. Courtesy of those Dallas Mavericks Media guys.

Noteworthy: 11/18/2013

Oh La La:  If you're a fan of point guards finishing around the basket, I present two such clips.  Starting off, Shaun Livingston with the bouncy-ness on Robin Lopez.

And Damian Lillard with quite the twisty-looking layup.

Ugly:  Both the Bobcats and Bulls shot 36% from the field last night, so that explains all the opportunities that Carlos Boozer had en route to his 17 rebounds.

Double-Doubles:  Monta Ellis has been dishing the ball well this season but last night he got his first double double of the season with points and assists (24 & 10).  JJ Hickson scored 18 and grabbed all the rebounds (19) as the next highest person on his team had 6 (K. Faried).

Ouch: Not a good night for the head region

Steph Curry's head got pancaked by Marvin William's torso (warning: it looks as bad as it sounds).

then Chris Paul takes a Tony Allen shin to the lips.

Other: Some bros wore rockets jerseys courtside at the thunder nuggets game..so I guess this is how Tmac wears a suit...Check out this particularly slouchy Jazz fan..I missed out on the fact that Dave Chapelle looks like he's been working out a little and was at the T-wolves game the other night (thanks James for always finding the goodies).

Video: Kids Interview Knicks About Their Fashion Choices

Just when I thought I knew all about the fashion no-no's worn by current Knicks players (Tyson's red boots, and Amare's Ugg and tights combo), Ryan and Jaylah had to go and reveal that Iman Shumpert owns a skirt or a kilt or both.  Also, the Knicks added a free agent forward this summer that is probably the worst dresser of them all.

A good monday fashion reminder to all that just cus you got lots of money and you live in new york doesn't mean you can dress yourself any better than a kid, as evident by these interviews done by some kids.