How puh-fect of a nickname we may just have discovered for the player with the most boring name combination in the NBA. The color commentary basically writes itself:
"George is like a grape, that becomes fine wine with more time (in the nba)."
"George is like a grape, that becomes fine wine with more time (in the nba)."
"Move over, Vino Bryant, cause Grapes George is coming for your spot"
The list goes on and on! After sharing some pretty accurate facts about grapes (sweet, not a big fruit, real easy to eat), I'm a bit perturbed by how the video ends.
Specifically, I'm kind of conflicted about the rest of the story of why he and his buddies like to throw his beloved grapes back and forth when they get bored. That doesn't jive with me as someone who truly loves his grapes and the more cynical side of me will say George is just trying to get paid by doing a commercial for some Indiana-based fruit company.
But I'm too innocent to completely go that route, so I'm hoping that perhaps the part that was edited out was that George and his friends will eat the grapes that they have thrown around at each other. If that's the case, nothing says true fruit love as eating a bruised and battered fruit that has been touched by multiple hands.
