League Update: What's at stake?

With the season nearly upon us, I thought I'd remind all 10  members of the league of what you are literally and figuratively battling for.

1) The redundant title of "Best Fantasy Basketball Owner For The Best Fantasy League Ever".
2) Rasheed Wallace's Undisputed Champion of the World Title Belt.

3) Newly Single and Former Mrs. Sasha Vujacic, Maria Sharapova's, praise and adoration.
4) The recognition as the champion of this fantasy league in the last season that David Stern is NBA commissioner.
5) Get to sing the Shiva song as loud as you want.
6) Be referred to as the fantasy Jerry Colangelo, Bob Ferry, Geoff Petrie for your shrewdness in managing a fictional team.  (If preferred, other nicknames available include MJ-hates-me, Jerry Krause, or "Jerry's my dad", Bryan Colangelo) .
7) Maybe a step closer to getting that invitation to the Kobe System conference
8) To be like Bron and take a moment of humility and grace and fill it with the words "it's about damn time"
10) $120 for 1st place, $60 for 2nd place, $20 for 3rd place, and for everyone else, a season of precious memories.